I quit smoking

Well the results are in... Chantix works. I quit smoking and i'm a changed man. I feel alot different. I have anger in me (from the pills i'm still taking) I wanna whoop peoples faces in and i'm no longer relaxed. There's something in me i've never seen before. When i smoked for the last 15 i was cool, calm and collected. Now i have this feeling like i'm losing it. People thought i was a psycho before well wait till they see me now. I have enough built up inside me to destroy anyone or anything that comes in my way. Well hope this isn't my last blog. Goodbye...

Chantix

Today is day 11 of my prescription drug Chantix. It helps u quit smoking. I didn't believe anything would help me quit since i smoked so much (around 2-3 packs per day ) for at least 10 to 15 years. How i did it was picked a quit date... I picked ghetto thursday to be my last day of smoking 7 or 8 days into the script because it was easy to remember. I waited till thursday and woke up Friday and didn't smoke anything.....It's already been 3 days. I have had some serious side effects. It seems like every hour my brain will change. I have mood swings. The first day my dose went from .5 mg to 1 mg for about 2 hours i felt like i was in 5th grade. I didn't remember anything from elementary school until now. It felt great to be back!

Last night i was was @ a marlboro concert and everyone was smoking and giving out free cigs and i didn't smoke... went to my favorite casino and it turned out to be the smelliest place i've ever been to in my life....way worse than bowling alleys in the midwest. I also played some blackjack for a few hours and this bitch kept blowing smoke in my face, i told her it didn't bother me and she should quit someday - Chantix works.....

Now that i'm on a brain med i have confidence that i've never had before... I approached three girls last night and actually talked to them all, even the gay girls. I watched dr. phil online and this guy taught me how to pickup women in Las Vegas. Well gotta get going to my new healthy life, eating some egg breakfast then running a marathon! TTYL! - Mutha

New Era

I like to whine. I'm sick and tired of humans. They have no brains anymore. Far and few i've met in my lifetime but for right now i can honestly say people have no brains in real life or online. I understand social networking i have the experience, just the users that are using are braindead and getting more stupid by the day. Just like i pointed out a few blogs back one of my favorite movies is Idiocracy. I knew the first time i saw it the future was revealed. The president was black, the people drank gatorade and couldn't grow crops because water was only used for toilets. We are heading in that direction. I'm glad people have hope about Obama but the only reason he's president is to blame the black man for all our problems in the very soon future. It was a set up from the man in charge. The world will change for the worse and i'm excited because i'm a negative creep i'm a negative creep i'm a negative creep and that movies rocks!

Today i met an Obama voter

Tonight was awesome. I ended up going to my favorite hole in the wall to get a bite to eat and they said "sorry no food tonight"

I met the coolest guy. He was young, black, and felt confident about voting for our new president. It was the first time in his life. I was excited for him and the American people. They really do need hope and many changes in this country. He ended up telling me things kinda like what i say sometimes when I'm drinking and having my super power abilities.

The first thing he asked me was "have u ever been to outer space." I replied no and he told me "it's so cool.: I then asked the man "with what company did u go to outer space NASA?" then he began to laugh really hard. He told me "do you know i have a twin brother in Oregon?" I said no. He then said, him and his twin bro were sent to mars when they were babies and too young to go but his mom made it happen. He later added into the convo "i can predict everything even for my own greed" so he told me to gamble on a poker machine. The way he does it has to do with the angels in his life and within his soul. I really had a feeling he wasn't bullshitting me because he revealed a winning ticket for $10,000.00 and he didn't even plan on tipping the bartender and kept talking about it. About an hour went by and i spent all my money then he had the balls to ask me if i tipped her. Of course i tipped her on my credit card. 300 percent. At the end of the night he asked if i was voting tomorrow and i told him about my dream. He said he knew i had the dream and that was the reason i was wearing a blue shirt. I shook his hand and left the building...

2008.11.02

Beer pong is not fun. People who play it are lame.

(u know who u are)

I had fun 1 time playing this game.

It rained today in my town. It sprinkled the whole time really slow. People didn't know how to drive their cars. I find it funny how it's so dry in the desert. I'm thirsty. I actually saw this tool (club promoter) walking around with an umbrella so his mohawk wouldn't get frizzy. Tonight i might go out with my friend in town from Ford Motor Company. I'm not drinking for a long time because i'm afraid of bad feelings and depression. I almost died Halloween. Blogs are like dogs. Loyal. Think i'm gonna release some music this month. Sew buttons!

Poop Dick

A few days back i went bowling with my new friend. It was cool, i won. After that we went for a car ride and to Sonic Burger and i got an Ocean Water drink. I shit blue for 2 days. Can't wait to do it again. If u want i'll take a picture with my camera phone and send u a pic of my blue poop. :)

10.30.2008 Devils Night

I can't sleep. My day job is now my night job. My schedule keeps on changing and i feel like having a heart attack. Every two days I'll change my eating habits and go with chicken for 2 days, then beef 1 day, then chicken 6 days. I still manage to fit Taco Bell in 2 times a week +.

Friday I'm assigned to work over the hump ( Pahrump ) I'm not even getting hookers i swear. I haven't even touch a girl/woman in so long I'm done with it. Every time i interact with a female i feel like she is communicating in a negative way , like i did her wrong. These bitches need to relax and be a man.

Maybe next week I'll buy a new mattress if I'm still breathing. I haven't drank water in 3 weeks and I'm still alive in the desert. So who really knows? The other day i was playing video poker and hit for - two 4 of a kinds @ $1.25. It ended up only being about $200.00 but that's pretty normal living in Vegas. It happens every now and then. I immediately dumped all the money back into the cities system. I don't want bad karma or greed in my life. I give so i shall recieve?

Don't burn in Hell tonight or tomorrow. Do it Saturday!

Go get hit by a drunk driver.

It could be me!

2008.10.29

Planet of the Apes is my favorite movie, along with Idiocracy. I have all the planet of the apes movies, dvds, even the t.v. series. The entire collection. I also figured out the ending to the newest film with Marky Marky and the monkey bunch.

If you are interested and saw the movie and didn't understand the ending this is what i came up with 7 years after it came out!

OUR PRESENT DAY:A) Super-smart ape (Pericles) enters wormholeB) Man (Capt. Leo Davidson) enters wormholeC) Ship (temple) enters wormholePREHISTORIC EARTH 1): Following the "first one in, last one out" wormhole theory, the last-to-the-wormhole ship (full of super-smart apes and crew members) crashes on a prehistoric Earth.The many humans find themselves stranded and do their best to survive. Some have children and allow the apes to procreate as well. They eventually run out of supplies on the ship and are forced to let the apes out of their captivity. The apes eventually get smart enough to exist without the humans' help.As the apes grow smarter, the humans find them a possible threat...especially one ape on-board, named Semos. Insulted by the human's authority over the apes, Semos leads the revolt to attack the remaining humans.2) Led by Semos (the smartest and most aggressive ape of all), the apes seal off the crash site of the ship and deem it the "Forbidden Zone". They are very smart, and form small villages, where they are relatively peaceful and prosperous. Humans subsist like animals outside the cities, with others being enslaved within ape households, doing manual labour, functioning as entertainment, and living as pets.3) Semos becomes regarded as the progenitor of the race (and somewhat of a messiah figure), with his bloodline held in royalty. He is the father of Zaius (General Thade's father), whom he tells of stories of the apes original state as "pets" and shows him a gun as proof.4) Many years pass. Semos dies. Humans eventually lose all knowledge of a world beyond captivity.5) What we see in the movie:Capt. Leo Davidson comes out of wormhole and leads the rebellion over the apes. He follows his homing beacon to the original crash site, and discovers the ship had preceded him through the wormhole thousands of years ago. He sees the broadcast by the crewmembers that details the ape rebellion, and hears about the super-smart and very threatening Semos. The cut-off broadcast suggests their demise.(General Thade learns that people once held the power, as evidenced by the gun his father [a descendant of the original ape, Semos] shows him. This fact, combined with his natural hatred of humans, pushes him over the edge to enact martial law and kill all humans, so as to ensure that apes remain the dominant species.) The battle ensues.6) Following the "first one in, last one out" wormhole theory, the first-in-the-wormhole Pericles arrives in the Alpha Pod. (Amusingly, the apes think Pericles is the second coming of Semos, their progenitor and messiah figure.) Capt. Leo Davidson uses the pod to escape the Planet of the Apes.7) Captain Leo Davidson arrives in a highly evolved world, filled with apes that have advanced to the level of modern human society (as evidenced by the statue of "Ape-raham Lincoln", a monument to General Thade, who ostensibly escaped and rose to power by playing upon ape society's xenophobia and human prejudices, thus winning their hearts by killing all "threatening" humans). This is Earth, in the future of the timeline that Davidson caused (this is evidenced by Davidson's pod instruments stating "approaching Earth's orbit", with the date-clock stopping around 2155).Instead of stopping the apes from enslaving humanity, Davidon's rebellion (and the gun) has given the apes a reason to take zero hesitation on whether to kill a human or not, as evidenced by the deification of the brutal, anti-human General Thade (who, the plaque said, "saved the ape race") and the absence of humans.The human race has thus been rendered virtually extinct, and the apes have continued to evolve.8) The movie ends.

2008.10.28

So it looks like Detroit isn't on the radar just yet or hasn't turned in the murder rate for 2008. This is what the media is sharing with the American people. How bout them scare tactics? What's next? Is the stock market gonna completely bottom out! Could this be the end of the Murder Mitten?

2008.10.26

This is my first blog. It's pretty cool. I decided to name it the date. Not the date we use in the United States of Ignint Mo Fo's, but what the people do across the ocean. They also use metrics. I always wondered if my car was made in germany why isn't the steering wheel on the right side? They also have fucked up teeth and big ears over there. I think its cool.

Today was dumb. I worked. I'm beginning to become human again... It's been 2 whole years since my transformation. I think tonight i'll go out with my bestie. He is my roommate. We don't agree on everything but we do agree women bleed.

Halloween is coming up and just for shits and giggles i might pull a stunt on devils night. They don't celebrate that trash here in Las Vegas. I believe devils night/day is 247 365 in this hell hole.

I'm pretty excited to see my family, my auntie and uncle Al will be in town for hooterween and my buddy Mic Robs brother at the same time. I look up to Mic Robs brother. He taught me alot about life and relationships. He is wise like my bestie. I plan on grabbing some dinner with the fam and going for a drive in the mountains or desert someplace. I really like the night views in this little town.

I'm going out October 31st and dressing up as a bum. I hope they let me in. We plan on crashing Tila Tequila's b day party. If i was fully human i would say she is rated a 7.2 for a spinner.

Well my hours are fucked up as well as my eyes so i gotta stop. Thanks for reading my first blog.

Don't leave a comment till the 3rd one! - Mutha aka Meanie Bo Beanie





p.s. If u are a stalker please stop reading my blog, i'm tracking u hoes!